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If you’re seeing this right now on your dash, I’d just like to congratulate you on having an amazing taste in blogs.

orgasmic-humor:

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robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area


fuckyeahdementia:

Look what I saw on tumblr

fuckyeahdementia:

Look what I saw on tumblr


kneel-to-loki:

we all know why tom hiddleston is always so happy all the time guys

guys

he’s so fucking happy

all the time

im not sorry


Reblog this if you’re single.

call-me-the-raccoon replied to your post: call-me-the-raccoon replied to your post: I…

Yes, it would! It looks so cool. x3

You’re going with me then, I just need to convince my mum first.


“Do you still use your fingers to count?”

whenmomentsblog:

www.whenmomentsblog.tumblr.com


yankmywand:

nixiesaurus:

yankmywand:

I can’t stop laughing, Jim, what the hell are you doing? -SM

I believe it’s the ‘I just had sex’ strut?  - JM

You fuckin’ cunt. You sent me to a rooftop, and had me focus on that point just so I saw your fuckin’ strut? Damn it, Boss. But I can’t deny, you do look damn fine. -SM


  • me: i want a hot body
  • me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this

When I try to set something up without reading the instructions manual

thischangeofpace:


call-me-the-raccoon replied to your post: I really want a tongue piercing..

If you want to, dooow it! x3

Wouldn’t it be awesome?!



iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives


teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH