“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

Look what I saw on tumblr
we all know why tom hiddleston is always so happy all the time guys
guys
he’s so fucking happy
all the time
im not sorry
call-me-the-raccoon replied to your post: call-me-the-raccoon replied to your post: I…
Yes, it would! It looks so cool. x3
You’re going with me then, I just need to convince my mum first.
I can’t stop laughing, Jim, what the hell are you doing? -SM
I believe it’s the ‘I just had sex’ strut? - JM
You fuckin’ cunt. You sent me to a rooftop, and had me focus on that point just so I saw your fuckin’ strut? Damn it, Boss. But I can’t deny, you do look damn fine. -SM
call-me-the-raccoon replied to your post: I really want a tongue piercing..
If you want to, dooow it! x3
Wouldn’t it be awesome?!
if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH